February 2012
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Tomorrow during the Flyers game they are having a “Kids Run The Show” feature on the radio on 94 WIP where they have kids “assisting with player interviews” between periods. My sister sent in a ‘job application’ for my 12 year old nephew Sam, who is a big Flyers fan, and so he is getting to do his thing during the 2nd intermission. We don’t know if...
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I think 90% of what I eat comes from Trader Joe’s.
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“I Have A Tremendous Gulliver In My Pants!”
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Dear Metabolism of my 20s,
I miss you. Please come back. I will feed you whatever you want.
Love,
Inowhavetoexercise3xasmuch&eathalfofwhatIusedto Justtonothavetobuynewpantsevery6months.
God it’s only 8:30, it feels like 10:30, I guess that is what happens when you see a movie at 5.
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One of my favorite parts of Moneyball was when Chad Bradford was thanking Billy Beane for the opportunity, and as he was walking away he said “I’m praying for you and your family!” and Billy Beane just looked at him and says “No problem!”
I really liked Moneyball but Art Howe is not short and dumpy. They could have at least given PSH a corset.
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Why I Do Everything Else By Myself, Part Infinity:
Well I’m out of here, gotta get home, drop the dog off, pick up the neighbor and come back here to see Moneyball.
I have this voucher for an indie theater, for $15 I got 2 tickets, and popcorn and drinks for 2. So I told my wacky neighbor I’d take her. So she chose Moneyball (I realize it’s out on DVD already) for tonight at 5pm. Fine, fine.
She just called and asked me how...
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“Wednesday night at 8 p.m. ET on PBS, Nature presents a new installment, called...”
– - David Bianculli on Raccoon Nation and his own raccoon encounters (via tvworthwatching)
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I may have posted this before but here is my own raccoon story (part of a longer post from 2006):
From...
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That’s it, little dog. Tire yourself out.
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it feels good to sweat
which is a good thing because I will be doing an awful lot of it over the next few months. I have (I think) 5 classes left on my yoga card so that means I have to go 2x a week until I start the 10 week course through the night school at the end of this month. I have 4 spin classes left on this voucher, which means I will have to take 2 classes a week until my spin classes through the adult school...
I just called to sign up for spin class tonight, to use my 5 class voucher.
So now I HAVE to go! aieeeeeee
I like being a winter slug too much.
I hope they don’t notice that I am not actually a ‘new client’ which is what the voucher says I am supposed to be. I haven’t been there in a year, that should count for something.
Maybe I’ll stop at EMS first and see if...
OMG
the estimator just came in and told me on Saturday he gets a call at home and it’s some Indian guy telling him to get on his computer because it has viruses, tells him to punch in this and go there and do this and do that, the guy gets his supervisor and then that guy tells the estimator to do all this stuff on there and then tries to sell him some virus protection.
HOW STUPID ARE YOU
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FDA Warns Pets Being Poisoned by Treats:... →
early-onset-of-night:
The question many are asking is how many dogs will have to die before the products are recalled? It is already estimated that the dead and dying are numbered at more than 500. This number does not count all of the cases that have not made the connection yet between a pet’s illness and the treats. The treats are causing kidney failure and Fanconi syndrome, with some cases...
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disturbing spam
Subject line: It’s Huge! Keep It Out Of Reach Of Children!
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Tonight I went to yoga and then I ate yogurt.
(in my yurt*)
*I wish
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I just learned that Ryan Gosling was part of that 1990s Britney-Justin Mickey Mouse Club.
Leave me alone I’m old.
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richiemillennium said: On dates, try to remember to take down the banner that says Welcome to the Bedroom of Doom. :)
Date? what’s that?! :-P
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Well it was a pretty miserable fail of a weekend as far as unfucking, decluttering, or doing anything productive.
BUT
I did get some stuff done. I have to remember that. Not much but it was something.
I spent a half hour in the attic. It helps just to know what is up there. I keep going through more boxes, consolidating, a little sorting, etc. Again, I didn’t make much progress, but...
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Liz Moore Music and Books: Hey book clubs: can I... →
lizmooremusic:
I had a lot of terrific experiences speaking to book clubs when The Words of Every Song came out, and I am looking forward to several reprises already with Heft.
So this is my official statement on book clubs: I like’em. If your book club’s reading Heft, and they like talking to authors,…
Just putting the word out again…and to say that I stayed up late last night to...
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“I’m Singing In My Pants! My Cock Asks Me To Dance!”
disdainfullyyours replied to your post: disdainfullyyours replied to your post: I’m…
should i prepare myself for *my* twenties to be similar?
Probably. You’re still better off than I was, I think. I was even more of a retard than I am now and I didn’t have the internet.
there is stuff I only see on tumblr that I really wish I didn’t know about.
I’m not even talking about anything dirty or necessarily disgusting.
disdainfullyyours replied to your post: I’m annoyed, I’m overwhelmed, I’m getting a…
we all have days when all we need is cartoons from our childhood and everyone else to shut the fuck up. make the most of it, have icecream or somehting. or delightful booze
thanks dollface. I made myself a drink and I am going to read for a little bit, watch an episode of Fat Albert, then probably watch The...
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I’m annoyed, I’m overwhelmed, I’m getting a headache, and I didn’t accomplish much today. Oh and the whiney dog was boot scooting again.
I think it’s time to call it a night, have a drink and read or watch a movie or maybe more Fat Albert cartoons.
I can’t take it anymore.
I want out.
had my coffee
had breakfast #1
perused the internet
watched an episode of Fat Albert (been a while since I watched any Saturday morning cartoons)
gonna get scrubbed and dressed and turn off this thing and get in a few hours of work
and maybe sneak in breakfast #2 somewhere before I get started working.
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Well I have a colossal amount of unfucking I should do tomorrow. I mean…I plan to tackle the middle bedroom of despair. I may do some work in the attic to make some room too but I really need to quit putting off making some headway in that middle bedroom.
Gonna take plenty of breaks and pictures but I am hoping to get a good 3-4 hours in tomorrow.
Sunday I decided to go to the office...
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My knee has felt like it needs to pop since about 5pm. Now it’s just starting to hurt.
This has been your knee-popping status update.
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Seriously people.
Fat Albert.
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I hate sweaters with angora. This stupid thing, it’s like a rabbit exploded on me.
Went to lunch with the fam and got half-lit on a pomegranate martini.
highlight this post? Okay. I’ll highlight it, Tumblr. whatever. Oh no I won’t, not for a dollar. I’m not that drunk.
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Ackkkk I feel like such a loser today. I intended to go to a 7:30 yoga class but I was taking my spanish course test (end of Level 1) and was going along swimmingly and my neighbor called and I was on the phone with her for about 13 minutes. I rushed through the rest of the test (and got 97%) but I was cutting it too close considering I had to let the dog out and get changed and all.
But I...