January 2012
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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MAYBE IF MY DESK WAS CLEANED OFF I WOULDN’T HAVE PUT MY MUG OF STEEPING TEA HALFWAY ON A HIDDEN POST IT NOTE PAD AND IT WOULDN’T HAVE TIPPED OVER AND I WOULDN’T HAVE STUCK MY ENTIRE INDEX FINGER INTO THE NEARLY BOILING WATER AS I WAS GRABBING IT AS IT WAS FALLING AND SPILLING ONTO THE DESK AND INTO THE DRAWER THAT I HADN’T CLOSED PROPERLY
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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ugh. i want a neck & shoulder massage and some coffee. I’ll settle for some tea. green tea. *sigh*
Jan 25th
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Huh.
So, last May, I went to see Spottiswoode & His Enemies at World Cafe Live in Philly, and this may actually be the last show I was at…I haven’t been to a concert in ages.. and the opener was a guy named Henry Wolfe. Who is Meryl Streep’s son.
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Twitter is stupid but/therefore I am on Twitter. @rudiedudie I have even fewer friends over there than I do here. P0rny people seem to like me.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Replace every one of the vowels in your URL with O
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Last night I slept funny part of the night and woke up with a sore mid-back. Then I read one of those articles this morning, you know the ones about “unusual signs you are having a heart attack” and as if the back thing didn’t have me paranoid enough I went to brush my hair before my shower and something twanged in my neck and shoulder and pain your jaw,ear, neck, that whole area...
Jan 24th
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ListenJoseph Arthur—Yer Only Job You can get...
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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okay I have to get off these provocateuse sites and get back to work. gonna get me all hot and bothered if I remember how.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Today: Did: 45 minutes on the coffee table, cleaned it off but now half the crap is on the sofa.  also 45 minutes on Spanish lessons washed some but not all dishes changed some lightbulbs changed some batteries put insoles in work boots (I’ve always enjoyed manly shoes) organized bookshelves more got a broken light bulb out of a lamp boxed up cowboy boots to go back read got...
Jan 23rd
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questionable pants
questionable pants
Jan 23rd
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In the time it took for water to boil for tea*, I stuffed and bagged and boxed up the cool cowboy boots to be returned. I didn’t love how they fit. I love $116 more. . . . *green tea ** **in case you were wondering *** ***sorry if this makes you trust me less **** ****disdainfullyyours
Jan 22nd
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And STILLLLLLLL my vet site doesn’t have gabapentin on my list of meds I can refill. WHY?! OH WHYYYYYY???!!!! *beats head against wall for this minor inconvenience*
Jan 22nd
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Today I think is a good day to take my kitchen timer and do my 15 minute rounds in a few rooms of the house.  All weekend I haven’t felt very focused and haven’t gotten a whole lot done, so I am going to try to make up for it today in little bursts. 15 minutes back bedroom 15 minutes hallway 15 minutes kitchen 15 minutes dining room (with a break or 2 in there…but this works...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Tomorrow I have no obligations so I am hoping to get some more decluttering and unfucking done. I only really got < 2 hours of work in all day today but…it was still good. And I got a jump start on the weekend so I should get a solid couple hours in on the living room. And maybe Sunday can be a Declutter the Attic Day. Looking at this coffee table, I see at least 2 hours right there....
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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trainhopflop replied to your photoset: TRY THIS AGAIN…I think a goddam windows update ate… Those floors are gorgeous! I’m in love with your house. Isn’t it a sin they were covered up with plush pile red carpet for ages?!! Thankfully before I moved in the piece over in that corner was loose and I pulled it up and saw the amazing potential underneath so I knew what my house *could* be...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER I HAD A WHOLE POST WITH UNFUCKING PHOTOS AND I GOT AN ERROR!!!
Jan 20th
I love Kathy Griffin but she’s had so much work done on her face it looks painful when she talks or god forbid, smiles.
Jan 20th
Is it the wine or is this a hot flash
Jan 20th
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I don’t know, but it seems to me like eating a hard-boiled egg would be about the closest you could get to eating a fart.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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I took tomorrow off from work. Gonna get a few solid hours of decluttering and unfucking in. Unfortunately I have to leave at about 4:30 to take the dog to physical therapy, so I guess I’d better get an early start. But this is what my life has come to: Taking vacation days to clean my house. I can’t go anywhere anyway because of the dog, so, cleaning/decluttering and unfucking is...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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sixbucks replied to your photo: Wellllll it was a pretty big day here, I got… clown boots? huffingtonpost.com/2011… Hahaha!  I actually thought of that. And they ARE made in Mexico…..
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th