precariously perched

OMG

the estimator just came in and told me on Saturday he gets a call at home and it’s some Indian guy telling him to get on his computer because it has viruses, tells him to punch in this and go there and do this and do that, the guy gets his supervisor and then that guy tells the estimator to do all this stuff on there and then tries to sell him some virus protection.

HOW STUPID ARE YOU

I just laughed at him and told him the guy probably gave him viruses, and why would you even do any of that if it wasn’t Comcast or Verizon calling (and even then I wouldn’t do it), and then he was all like, my computer is running fine, it’s only 6 months old. So why would you do that.

I should call him up and tell him to go to an ATM and take out the maximum amount and leave it in an envelope under a rock across the street from the office.

WHAT A FUCKING DUMASS