precariously perched

I want a goddamn Vance Worley garden gnome!!!

This would be enough to make me go to Reading.

In related news, I have no idea why they fashioned Vance into a garden gnome.

I only ever ask him about his mohawk

my 2 newest boyfriends

Vance Worley and Hunter Pence

NL East champs, 9/17/11

ileftmyheartinbenfrancisco:

tinkersghost:

Vance has such a groovy rookie card.

I remember his MLB debut. I was at Busch Gardens , but I put in my headphones because I had to listen to the game.  And I listened and I was really impressed just by listening. 

Look at his massive thigh muscles. Holy bejesus.

Johnny Gomes’ ‘hawk «««««< Vance Worley’s ‘hawk

Vance would win against anyone.

8/19/11

Amidst all the brouhaha bullshit of that stupid fucking pseudo brawl last night in San Francisco, let us remember the important things: The Phillies won, The Phillies are way out in first place in the NL, and Vance Worley pitched great, and he is so cute it hurts.

(click through for an article and video from a Sacramento news station about VW)

(gasp! tried to watch the video and it said it was unavailable at the moment…)

I’ll just leave this here for now.

here we go, I wasn’t looking when this happened but I saw them cracking up afterward.

Hey how come it’s not giffing? I’m a maroon.

(well, click through to see it in action)

philadelphiaphillies:

Can we talk about Vance’s hair? Oh and the fact that he took a no-hitter into the sixth. 

Oh, Worleydimples, you rock the ‘hawk like a champ.

philadelphiaphillies:

Credit to cliftonphifer for the shot of Vance’s hair, as requested.

Yes! Thank you!  He was too cute in the dugout with his gum tonight.